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  • Fanny Floss: Gag Gift; White Elephant; Novelty Gift
  • Fanny Floss: Gag Gift; White Elephant; Novelty Gift
  • Fanny Floss: Gag Gift; White Elephant; Novelty Gift
  • Fanny Floss: Gag Gift; White Elephant; Novelty Gift
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Fanny Floss: Gag Gift; White Elephant; Novelty Gift

Regular price $2.00 CAD
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FANNY FLOSS

– D E S C R I P T I O N –

For all those hard to reach places! Easily slides between even the tightest cheeks without chaffing or causing abrasions. Regular flossing helps keep your behind dingle berry free and prevents bum disease!

Proctologist Recommended.

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Special Note: Not meant to offend or harm anyone.

This item is printed and stapled to a bag containing its contents. Fits in most greeting card envelopes.

This item is intended for personal use only, not for resale.

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– Q U E S T I O N S –

Please message or email any questions comments or concerns before you place your order. This is greatly appreciated in situations where you are on a time crunch.

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– N O T E S –

This item is intended for personal use only, not for resale.

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– H A N D M A D E . I T E M S –

Warning: This, as are all our items, is a handmade item that is non-commercialized. Small differences occur and this makes it special from all the other ones. However, if you notice something that looks strange, please take the time and let us know.

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– S H I P P I N G . N O T E –

Please be aware that we ship from Ontario, Canada. We use Standard Lettermail within Canada, and Canada Post for everything else. We offer a $10.00 FLAT RATE SHIPPING and will judge accordingly if you deserve a price refund on your shipping overages (if any).

Please make sure to order early if this item is a gift. We do not have any control over postal service times, and we want you to be able to enjoy your gift as much as we do. No refunds on lost mail, however, we would gladly reship your order for you.

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– F I N D . M E . H E R E –

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