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  • Redneck Birth Certificate: Gag Gifts; White Elephant; Novelty Gifts
  • Redneck Birth Certificate: Gag Gifts; White Elephant; Novelty Gifts
  • Redneck Birth Certificate: Gag Gifts; White Elephant; Novelty Gifts
  • Redneck Birth Certificate: Gag Gifts; White Elephant; Novelty Gifts
  • Redneck Birth Certificate: Gag Gifts; White Elephant; Novelty Gifts
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Redneck Birth Certificate: Gag Gifts; White Elephant; Novelty Gifts

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REDNECK BIRTH CERTIFICATE

– D E S C R I P T I O N –

Congratulations little baby, this is the only birth certificate you will ever need. This is all the proof you need to prove you were born. The story of your birth was a legend in the trailer park, your daddy and your momma fell in love over a keg of beer and they were inseparable until they sobered up. Low and behold, nine months later you were born. You were a bouncing bundle of joy, for about six seconds and you haven’t shut -up since.

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Special Note: Not meant to offend or harm anyone.

This item is printed and stapled to a bag containing its contents. Fits in most greeting card envelopes.

This item is intended for personal use only, not for resale.

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– Q U E S T I O N S –

Please message or email any questions comments or concerns before you place your order. This is greatly appreciated in situations where you are on a time crunch.

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– N O T E S –

This item is intended for personal use only, not for resale.

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– H A N D M A D E . I T E M S –

Warning: This, as are all our items, is a handmade item that is non-commercialized. Small differences occur and this makes it special from all the other ones. However, if you notice something that looks strange, please take the time and let us know.

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– S H I P P I N G . N O T E –

Please be aware that we ship from Ontario, Canada. We use Standard Lettermail within Canada, and Canada Post for everything else. We offer a $10.00 FLAT RATE SHIPPING and will judge accordingly if you deserve a price refund on your shipping overages (if any).

Please make sure to order early if this item is a gift. We do not have any control over postal service times, and we want you to be able to enjoy your gift as much as we do. No refunds on lost mail, however, we would gladly reship your order for you.

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– F I N D . M E . H E R E –

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